nicklugo:

nosdrinker:

assdownloader:

mrdappersden:

GOOOOOOOO FUCK YOURSELF

murder ubisoft

this is comical but true in that male protags don’t have any personality so they don’t have to waste time during a one year dev cycle by doing anything more than cut and paste

“well, for a game that makes insanely mundane characters, a semi-interesting but overused story, and repetitive fighting, making a female protag would be TOO much work. our animators will have to spend countless hours drawing her huge boobs, intense cleavage, giant ass, slender legs, and sexy voice whereas they could be using that time to not work on enemy AI, fighting level, or variation. we haven’t changed a single thing in the last 5 or 6 games, why start now?”